4:53 PM
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(via asinine-oblivion)
4:37 PM
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(Source: whoales, via asinine-oblivion)
