May 2013
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
yellowlinesinmyroad:
Everybody who reblogs this I creep on your blog and scroll through it and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you seem like and stuff like that..
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
1 tag
i hate boys
lampsarepeopletoo:
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
wanduring:
does anyone else spend so long daydreaming in the shower that they forget if they have washed their hair or not
I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE THESE STRETCH MARKS THEY’RE RUINING MY LIFE UGH
scoutsbutt:
if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
yourtubes:
how the Grinch stole your girl
